Defunct - word of the day

no longer in effect or use; not operating or functioning

Posted Monday, November 30th, at 11:21 AM (∞).
I do not look at my websites. But manipulating the press is a really big part of being in rock ‘n’ roll nowadays; litmus testing what people are on about, making sure you infuriate people to just a certain level, and then pulling back and playing with their reaction.

DRA - back in 2004.  I call liar - I KNOW he reads his websites.  Manipulation?  Oh dear.  Playing with people’s reactions?  Oh double dear. (via giftwrapped)

Ryan didn’t look at his websites in 2004 because he was on drugs back then. He had better things to do - like oh you know, writing 29 and Cold Roses.

(via stereoplaysjunk)

Sorry to be a pedant.  But I think Ryan has always been obsessed with his own press.  It was just that back in 2004 he managed to fit other things in as well because he was on drugs and stuff and had more hours in the day because he hardly slept.  Just my opinion.

Found via stereoplaysjunk. Posted Monday, November 30th, at 9:59 AM (∞).
This is Jen Aniston.  I did a double take.  Does she remind anyone else of someone else?

This is Jen Aniston.  I did a double take.  Does she remind anyone else of someone else?

Posted Monday, November 30th, at 8:00 AM (∞).
I do not look at my websites. But manipulating the press is a really big part of being in rock ‘n’ roll nowadays; litmus testing what people are on about, making sure you infuriate people to just a certain level, and then pulling back and playing with their reaction.

DRA - back in 2004.  I call liar - I KNOW he reads his websites.  Manipulation?  Oh dear.  Playing with people’s reactions?  Oh double dear.

Posted Monday, November 30th, at 7:09 AM (∞).

Seriously, have you ever had a handjob and heard the girl go "UGH. ARE YOU DONE YET?" and then switch hands? Because I have. It's unpleasant.

(via dustydgaf)

I had to reblog this.

Found via dustydgaf. Posted Monday, November 30th, at 7:04 AM (∞).
(via blackmark)
Fan time - you are really clever!

(via blackmark)

Fan time - you are really clever!

Found via blackmark. Posted Monday, November 30th, at 7:02 AM (∞).
seeshelly72:

My little elves this evening - hard at work decorating! (He worked hard, she supervised!)

This is beautiful.  My little elf is too big to do it now  :(  Christmas tree decorating is best done with small kids.

seeshelly72:

My little elves this evening - hard at work decorating! (He worked hard, she supervised!)

This is beautiful.  My little elf is too big to do it now  :(  Christmas tree decorating is best done with small kids.

Found via seeshelly72. Posted Monday, November 30th, at 7:01 AM (∞). Available in higher resolution.
michaelisi:

All gone now…..  Now I should have waited till 12:00 midnight,  but its a school night and if I did it in the morning I would have toilet paper all over my face for work….
 My dad never did show me how to shave properly…
No more excuses Bumblebee !!!!!!    :)

Well done for sticking out the month and raising money for good causes.  I was getting to like it - wasn’t Bumble as well?

michaelisi:

All gone now….. Now I should have waited till 12:00 midnight, but its a school night and if I did it in the morning I would have toilet paper all over my face for work….


My dad never did show me how to shave properly…

No more excuses Bumblebee !!!!!! :)

Well done for sticking out the month and raising money for good causes.  I was getting to like it - wasn’t Bumble as well?

Found via michaelisi. Posted Monday, November 30th, at 6:58 AM (∞).

It's Advent Captain

There now aren’t you excited.  If you’re a good chap the Advent Fairy may visit you every day from now until Christmas Eve with a little Advent gift.  You know, just like those Advent Calendars you had as a little nipper.

But remember you have to be gentle with her.  She’s frail and easy upset.  She’s a bit forgetful and very busy so some days she may not remember or be too busy to deliver your gift.  Just treat her with respect and love and she just may come every day.

Oh and she won’t like it if you mumble something about being Jewish into your cereal bowl and not believing in Advent Fairies and the like.  :)

Giftx

Posted Monday, November 30th, at 6:57 AM (∞).
Happy St Andrew’s Day.
(I hope this is the right flag)

Happy St Andrew’s Day.

(I hope this is the right flag)

Posted Monday, November 30th, at 6:53 AM (∞). Available in higher resolution.

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